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as most of you know, it’s my last day at black & veatch! HAHAHAHA! lalalalaaaaaaaaaa! so far ive slowly enjoyed a sprinkled donut, google searched “heidi montag crying”, and scratched a lottery ticket!

i’d like to share with you an e-mail that an engineer in the office sent out a few months ago that truly sums up what it is i will miss about this place… enjoy….

“…as some of you may know, someone has been taking the wheels off my chair in attempt to get a good laugh at my expense over the last two days. despite the fact that most of you know i’m in for a good prank now and then, this is starting to go a little too far; if you take something of mine and dont bother returning it after the laugh has taken place, that really pisses me off. yesterday’s missing wheel still has not been returned, and this morning all my chair wheels were missing; ive been forced to borrow a wheel off bethany’s chair so that i could get through the day without sitting 8″ lower then i usually sit. (Bethany, I will give this back when you return to the office) So, to whoever is doing this, do me a favor and knock this shit off. Give me back my wheels so I dont have to mess with other people’s stuff to do my job.

p.s. I am purposefully leaving management out of this in the hopes that the prankster will have the common decency to end this garbage prank of theirs and return my wheel.”

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hahahhaha! i never thought my life could get any better until i got an e-mail from kelty luber. the woman makes all of my dreams come true so i wasn’t surprised when she mentioned that her new ad campaign was for my favorite fast food chain BURGERVILLE! free burgers, shoe string french fries, and finally a chance to become famous… thank you kelty, you’ve done it once again!

photos taken by kelty luber

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